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Help Me–Name My Boat
Posted February 20th, 2008 by rybolov
OK, so I bought an Outcast Fish Cat 10 IR pontoon boat last week. The killer was that I was still too sick on Saturday to take it out, so it’s been sitting fully assembled in my living room for over a week now.
But I need a name for this beast so that I can christen it with champagne. I’m opening name suggestions up to the Internet as a whole.
Some frontrunners for names so far:
- USS Insecure
- HMS Bug Bounty
- Boyancy Compliance
- The FISMA Floater
- Cross-Lake Scripting
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February 20th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
How about “Bo(a)tnet”?
February 21st, 2008 at 12:05 am
Phish Catcher
Phishing Honeypot
Compensating Back-Troll
CISO long, and thanks for all the fish
FIPS (Fishing In Perfect Solitude)
Low-Impact Baitline
Continuous Monitoring (who said puns were de rigueur?)
Not security related but it kind of sticks with me:
Angle of Reflection
Just see if you can avoid a trademark infringement claim if you use:
Cisco Trouter
That’s it for me. I give up.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:01 am
My suggestions are:
1. Meerkat Floatsam
2. Meerkat Mayhem.
3. Meerkat Bolthole
4. The Meerkat Diary.
Damn, that thing reminds me of that guy who won the Darwin awards by floating into the air using a garden chair and weather balloons!
February 21st, 2008 at 6:48 am
Hi
How about “DefaultName” or “MyBoat”?
Just kidding, Congratulations on the new boat and happy sailing …
Best Regards
February 21st, 2008 at 10:41 am
Microsoft Love Boat
February 21st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Hmm, so far what I’m thinking is that the ideas I like have a security slant, a boat/fishing slant, and are short enough to be stenciled on the side of the pontoons, keeping in mind that they are only 10 feet long.
One that I thought of this morning was “Cross-Site Drifting”.
And oh yeah, you all will comment on naming my boat, but nobody wants to step in the ring with GAO? =)
Thanks all, keep the ideas coming.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Well, I’d step in the ring on GAO, but that’s like teaching a sea cucumber quantum mechanics.
My Vote is “Food is for Mortals”
or “nano is for Mortals”
or “The ‘Brown’ Trout”
February 24th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
If
A boat is a hole in the water which one throws money in..
Then I think $->/DEV/NULL is appropriate