Even Better Spam

Posted October 9th, 2007 by

I’m utterly shocked now. I’m used to getting vendor spam, but almost always is something like “buy our continuous compliance cr*p” or “make all your SoX problems go away at the drop of a hat and $0.5M”. A whole data center is way out of the ballpark for me.

Anyway, on to the spam:

Rybolov, I understand you are the correct person at $Foo Corporation to contact about data center requirements. If that is not the case, please let me know either by telephone or email reply as to who the correct person is so that I may contact them directly regarding this facility, or feel free to forward this email.

We’ve recently brought to market our Teaneck NJ data center, and it is available for lease at a significant discount to the replacement cost of $25+ million.

The Teaneck property is a 53,000 SF, free-standing secure facility with raised floor and office space. It was most recently occupied by the <large financial institution> as a primary data facility, and has undergone significant upgrades since its initial construction. Some features of the facility are:
– 18,047+/- SF of raised data floor
– 2.5Mw delivers 138 watts/SF and is expandable.
– Multiple fiber providers through diverse building entrances.
– Fully fenced and secured perimeter

There are few, if any, comparable properties available in the greater NYC/NJ area.

If $Foo Corporation is planning for additional data center space, then I’d be happy to talk to you in more detail about this facility or others we currently hold.
I have technical staff available for conference calls and site tours.

<name witheld to protect the not-so-innocent>

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3 Responses

  1.  shrdlu Says:

    Hey, you work for $Foo Corporation too? Small world!!

  2.  Darren Couch Says:

    So what, did it fall off a data-center truck, truck?

  3.  rybolov Says:

    My guess is “offshoring victim”.

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