Super Secret Security Control You Were Never Meant To See
September 4th, 2008 by DanPhilpottIf you're new here and would like to see more of what I'm saying, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed (I can even email my blog posts to you when I publish a new one) or have a look at my papers and presentations page for downloads of stuff that you can share or "borrow heavily from". You also might find my guidelines for posting comments interesting, especially if you're a government employee. If you want to see me blog about anything in particular, drop me a private email on how you think I'm completely full of myself, extend me an invitation to speak at your next security meeting/event, or just to ship a huge bag of money in my direction, you can do that through my contact page. Thanks for visiting and happy hacking!
This super secret security control is from the unpublished control catalog of an agency we would be foolish to name here. Oh, darn, you talked me into it, the agency is the Director of National Intelligence - Extralegal Ventures to Rectify Information Technology Hacks, Incursions and Numbskulls Gabbing (DNI-EVRYTHING):
PS-1337 PERSONNEL SANITIZATION AND DISPOSAL
Control:
The organization sanitizes information system personnel prior to disposal or release for burial.
Supplemental Guidance:
Sanitization is the process used to remove information from information system personnel such that there is reasonable assurance, in proportion to the confidentiality of the information, that the information cannot be retrieved, recovered or extraordinarily renditioned. Sanitization techniques, including clearing, purging, and destroying personnel information, prevent the disclosure of organizational information to unauthorized individuals when personnel are disposed. The organization uses its discretion on sanitization techniques and procedures for personnel containing information deemed to be in the public domain or publicly releasable, or deemed to have no adverse impact on the organization or individuals if released for reuse or disposed. The Black Operations For the Homeland (BOFH) provides personnel sanitization guidance and maintains a listing of approved sanitization procedures in their publication “Leave No Incriminating Evidence (or Where Jimmy Hoffa Went) Directive and BBQ Cookbook”.
Control Enhancements:
(1) The organization tracks, documents, and verifies personnel sanitization and disposal actions.
(2) The organization periodically tests sanitization equipment and procedures to verify correct performance.
(3) The organization employs personnel sanitizers (’cleaners’) who bear an uncanny resemblance to either Harvey Keitel or Jean Reno to perform ad hoc personnel sanitization procedures.
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LOW: Not Selected MOD: PS-1337(1)(2) HIGH: PS-1337(1)(2)(3) MAJESTIC12: PS-1337(1)(2)(3)(4)
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